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HROBARSKE HISTORKY (2017)

by Hrobar

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Hrobokop 02:06
Hrobokop - mocný chlap, veľké svaly, žiadny plat, ruky ako lopaty, na flanelke záplaty! Hrobokop - neplače, že objíma krompáče, že si chrbát necítí, celý deň je napitý. Vykope 20 hrobov za deň - bez oddychu! A keď večer chrápe v chajde - buď potichu! Ruky má mozolaté - vlasy žiadne! Keď mu gate padajú - rukou si ich povytiahne! ____________________________ ENG: Grave Digger Grave digger -what a man, bulky as shit without a wage, hands like shovels and a plaid shirt full of patches. Grave digger - doesn't cry that he works all day and his back hurts, cause he's drunk all day. He'll dig 20 graves a day - without resting! And when he's snoring at home at night - be quiet! His hands are callous - his head without hair! When his plumber's crack is showing - he'll pull out his trousers.
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Mala rakva 01:16
Toto nie je človek, to je obor, čo s ním? Minimálne dva metre, do rakvy ho nezmestím. Odrežem mu z nôh a topánky nalepím. Chodidlá dám do kompostu, ruže s nima pohnojím. Tak tam leží naprataný ako v plechu sardinka. Topánky má na kolenách - nevšimla si rodinka. Malá rakva z Vietnamu - mali ste si priplatiť. Ja sa na to môžem vysrať. Malá rakva - dlhé nohy. _____________________________________________ ENG: Small Coffin This ain't a man it's a giant what now? At least 7 inch tall, he won't fit in the casket. I'll cut a piece of his feet and glue the shoes on. And throw the feet in the compost to later fertilize my rosegarden. Now he lies there packed like a sardine in a can. HIs shoes are on his hands and the family didn't notice. A small coffin from Vietnam? Well you should pay more. I don't give a flying fuck. Small coffin - long legs.
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Brigada 01:22
Každý slovák predsa vie, že sa robiť musí, zohnal som si brigádu, ale sa mi hnusí. U pobožnej rodinky, strávim dve, tri hodinky, vykopem im kanál, septik, starý pán je epileptik. Na slnku je mizerne , mám už sny o cisterne, plnej piva chladného pre hrobára vadného. Reku, že ich poprosím, že už to nevydržím ak sa pivom neovlažím. Oni pivo nemali, pohár vody mi dali, reku, nie som kvet - zabijem vás hneď. A už je po srande, pán leži na verande, motyka mu z hlavy trčí a v smrteľnom kŕči chrčí. Stará pani teraz vy, od šporáka do truhly, raz to prísť muselo, hlavne, že je veselo. Krompáč pľúca prepichol, do zeme ju zapichol, na manžela napichol. Už tam ležia dvaja, sypem na ních zem, nakoniec to je celkom pekný deň. __________________________________ ENG: Part time job. Every Slovak knows that hard work pays off. I've secured myself a part time job but I don't like it. I'll spend 2 hours at a religious family digging a sewer and septic, the old man is epileptic. The heat is killing me, I'm dreaming of a cistern full of beer for a mentally charged grave digger. I'll ask them if they have any beer. cause I can't stand it anymore. They didn't have beer and gave me water instead - I'm like I'm no flower - I'll kill you all. And there the fun ends, the old man lies on the porch with a hoe in his head and he's wheezing in his last deadly spasm. Old lady, now you, from the stove to the grave. It had to happen once so let's make it fun. A pickaxe penetrated her lungs, stuck her in the ground and pierced her dead husband. Now there lie two bodies, I'm covering them up with dirt, this was a good day after all.
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Lopatou po hlave! Vzal som Anču po šichte, že jej jedno vezmem. V krčme však bol Jano, civel na ňu divne. Išiel som k výčapu, Jano ku nej išiel. Dal som dve - tri do seba, z kčmy som odišiel. Išiel som na cinter, lopatu si vzal. Behom späť do krčmy, kde Jano reči mal. Dve rany leteli, dopadli kam mali. Obaja sa skrútili, na zem popadali. Lopatou po hlave! ____________________________________ ENG: A shovel to the head. A shovel to the head! I've taken Annie after my work for one beer. Jano was sitting in the pub looking at her. I've gone the the bar and Jano approached her. I've drank two or three beers and left the pub. I've gone to the cemetary and took my shovel. Ran to the pub where Jano was making moves. Two hits on their heads and hit them. They cracked and fell to the floor. A shovel to the head!
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Kopeme 01:48
Na kopanie hrobov je vždy čas, či je vonku sparno a či mráz, či sa vajcia potia a či mrznú, či ti mäkkne mozog, či svaly tvrdnú. Kopeme! Na kopanie hrobov je vždy chuť, či je v meste hovno a či púť či ti Anča otrčila alebo nie, každý hrobár miluje kopanie. Kopeme! ________________________________________ ENG We're diggin! There is always time for diggin' graves, no matter the weather. No matter if your balls are sweaty or freezing, no matter if your stupid or your muscles are flexng. We're diggin'! There is always time for diggin' graves, no matter if there is a fair or nothing in the town. If Annie fucked you last night, every grave digger loves his diggin'! We're diggin'!
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Vždy sa rada hráva, neodvráva, či na lopate maká, či omakáva vtáka. Bez migrény. Žiadne scény. Na robotu vždy čas má - nepodvádza. Prvá láska - bytie bez nej význam nemá. Aká je hebká - taká je nemá. A-A-A-A-A-A-Anča Dlaňovka. ________________________________________ ENG Palmela Anderson / Handy Berry She allways likes to play, doesn't brag, always works the shovel or the dick. No migranes, no drama, she always has time for work and doesn't cheat. First love - existence is vain without her. She's soft and mute at the same time. P-P-P-Palmela Anderson.
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Na háku 01:34
Družina junákov - ich meno je strach, ich krédo je bohu dušu, nepriateľom hrach. Valašky, halušky, bryndzou hnaní vpred, režú, rúbu, zbíjajú - patrí im svet. Zubatá sa škerí a Hrobár vie, zbojníkova mŕtvola čas mu zaberie. kým hu zvesí - kľaje, hreší, hromží v ruke s lopatou. 'Móžem sa ja na to vysrať - bastriguli s robotou' Hák v zatuhnutom tele nevyberá sa skvele. Keď zbojník visí. Na háku! (Pesnicka vznikla ako tribute pre kapelu Catastrofy) ___________________________________ ENG Hooked Up A handful of men who strike fear in the hearts of their enemies their creed is your soul to god your money to us and their enemy is pea hand axes and dumplings, fueled by bryndza they cut, they maul they loot - the world belongs to them. The grim reaper is smiling and the grave digger knows that the corpse of a looter is a lot of work until he gets it down from the hook he he cusses, swears and screams "Fuck this shit - this god damned lousy-ass work" A hook stuck up in the body does't go out easily when the looter hangs on the hook. Hooked up! (This song is a tribute song written for the band Catastrofy)
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Padla 00:51
Zhasnuté, zamknuté, cintorín šiel spať. A náš milý hrobár ide pečeň prechlastať. Priamo dolu ulicou do nebeských dverí, kde sa Anča krčmárka na hrobára škerí. Pri stole už Jošo s poldecákmi máva, starý kamoš Miňo ruku mu podáva. Hrobárovi kamoši vždy poslušne slopú, celú noc krcajú, na druhý deň kopú. Veľa chlastu, žrádla - hrobárovi padla! ________________________________________ ENG Shift Ends Loghts turned off and the doors are locked, the cementery went to sleep. And our dear grave digger is going to destroy his liver drinking. Straight down the road where the heavenly gates of the pub where Annie the bartender smiles at him. His friend Joe wawes at him with shotglasses in hand, his old pal Minho is shaking his hand. The fellas of the grave digger always drink like beasts puke the whole night and work the next day. A lot of booze and food - After the shift ends

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Staré nahrávky z rokov 2015 až 2017 ku ktorým bol nauhlákaný vokál. Všetko nahraté pod vplyvom alkoholu a parížskeho šalátu v malej skúšobni. Merchandise robíme ručne z second-hand vecičiek, čiže ak chcete píšte. Alebo si stiahnite logo, vytlačte, vyrežte a nastriekajte sprejom ako cez maketu. Šak lebo punk a neobíme to pre peniaze. Album si ráčte stiahnuť a ak kcete, tak nás najdete na facebooku tuto bit.ly/2iiRrTi

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Old DIY recordings from 2015 - 2017 with added screams. All of this stuff was recorded by us, drunk and stuffed with cheap mayo salad in our small rehearsal room. We actually have merchandise but if you need to have this translated to English we probably don't ship to your homeland. But no stress, download our logo, print that shit, cut that shit and use it as a stencil. HROBAR is best looking on an old, thrift store Tee. So go!
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released August 19, 2017

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